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Post SumScrapper "Blonde Jokes" thread - for Vicki
Hey Sonya, hope it's okay I started this--I just had to carry over the Blonde Jokes thread from the Den for Vicki. I have a new blonde joke and didn't know where to put it; could've sent it directly to Vicki, but wanted to share it with everyone!

> FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE...... Out of all the blonde jokes, this one
> has to be one of the best! Football FINALLY makes sense...........
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> A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
> great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked
> her how she liked the experience.
> "Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and
> all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
> killing each other over 25 cents.'
> Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'
> 'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
> the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
> quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

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Oh thanks for the laugh, Diane!!!! Very cute!! It's good to have you back!!!

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Needed a good laugh for the day!!!! Thanxs D for posting this...Still love ya V!!!!!!

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Yeay, they're back. :lol:

Here's a cartoon for you.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoon ... hon21l.jpg

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What do you get when you place 2 dozen blondes side-by-side, ear-to-ear?

An awesome wind tunnel

* * *

Returning home from work, a blonde was astonished to see that she had been robbed. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned,"I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"

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ROFL :lol: to both, but LOVE the "wind tunnel" one!!!!!

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